Televison: The Great Super Bowl Ritual

Once upon a time, I used to have my own Super Bowl Ritual. A big pan of brownies. A half gallon of vanilla ice cream and another of chocolate. I'd share it with my five daughters while we watched the game. If only I could've fast forwarded to the commercials and the half-time show.

That night, however, the game seemed to have its own ritual going on.

My oldest, Fred, loved all the hype that went along with it. In 2004, we were bedazzled by Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake. We all got our groove on as we watched Janet shake her thing through two songs before Justin joined her on stage.

Well ... you all know what happened next. Right? Fred let out a blood curdling scream. I about choked on a brownie. And the other four girls giggled, "Look at her titty, mommy!"

Now you can't tell this mama that this wasn't done on purpose. It looked totally deliberate to me. This chick didn't just fall off the milk truck.

Anyway, ever since this nipple slip, I haven't bothered to watch the Super Bowl. In my opinion, I can't trust what's going to happen. So I stay clear. But I do read up on the game and the half-time entertainment.

The last several posts have been on subliminal messaging through watching television. And I don't believe this to be a wonky conspiracy theory either. I'm embarrassed to say that while my girls were growing up, I innocently subjected them to televised crap of all kinds. What was I thinking? But then mashed banana brains don't think because they can't think.

You know, there's a couple Conspiracy Theories on the Super Bowl. One, its used as a distraction to keep the masses docile and unconcerned about what's happening to America. Could be. Two, it invites the naïve into participating in an innocent little Satan worship. Could be.

Here are few videos. Tell me what you think?

Did you know that Madonna has been dubbed the High Priestess of the Super Bowl? They hide it in plain sight.

Did you know Beyoncé summons a spirit named Sasha right before she performs? She's admitted to it.

 

 I can hardly wait to read about Katy Perry's performance tomorrow and watch it in on YouTube. It ought to be interesting. At the Music Awards show she was accused of worshipping Satan right on stage.

Oh a and the third conspiracy is to get all the Super Bowl followers ready for the Beast System. Of course, this will be another blog.

For now, gotta run.

Hugs and chocolate, all!
Shelly