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Monday, January 19, 2015

Televison: The Disney Conspiracy Theory

A burst of giggles, snickers, and belly laughs rolled from the family room to the kitchen. They were the kind that told me, my 5 daughters were up to no good. So I just had to go see what the fuss was over.

"Hey! What are you, girls doing now?" I had asked.

"Watch this, mom." Daughter #2, No-No who was about 9 at the time was rewinding a Disney DVD, in a certain clip. Then she would slo-mo it.

What I saw next freaked me out to say the least. During the wedding ceremony of the Little Mermaid and the Handsome Prince, the Preacher was getting an erection. Booger! Sugar! Fudge!

How she figured that out? I have no clue. Now she's 25 and 100 percent Pagan. But hey, she's the smart one in the family despite out religious differences. Funny too, she's the most like me.

Anyway, here's a clip. The one I wanted didn't exist. But this one has many different clips showing different subliminal messages in many of our beloved Disney Movies.